Dumped my purse!!!

Rachel Hazen tagged me to "dump my purse", yet another HUMILIATION for me to blurt out to the world. So here goes...this is what was in my purse.

Liberty Lions Lanyard with keys (Go Lions!)
Wallet with $23.00 in it
Sunglasses
pen
inhaler
Blush Brush
Another pair of sunglasses
Dental Floss (my secret addiction)
2 thingies of mascara
Carmex
2 packages of Gas-x!!! (tummy problems!)
Pepcid (more tummy problems!)
A one dollar bill, 2 quarters, a dime and a penny
A Christmas card from Pete and Joella Hansen
My CALSTRS 2007 Retirement statement (woohoo)
Lots of kleenex
A recipe for sugar cookies
A receipt from American Eagle
A picture of Logan Bigler (my 2 year old friend)
A piece of paper with phone numbers on it
a red cell phone
2 tampons
the sketch of Skyler's quilt that Lauren made
2 ball point pen caps (no pen however to fit it)
4 Safeway receipts
A shopping list...sausage, beef broth, sharp cheddar, white beans, chicken broth, chicken, salsa I think this was for the soup party......
A reminder card from Tangles for my next hair appointment (Feb 19th)
An earring (brown crystal)
The warranty for Lauren's snowboard
Headphones
A used checkbook
1/2 stick of gum
a bag of peanuts (where did those come from?)
a 40% off coupon to Avenue
Camera
The lyrics to "I want a hippopatamus for Christmas...."
and ,
The kitchen sink

Whew, that was embarrassing, and my purse isn't all that big!!!!!
Okay, so now I tag Lauren (have you seen the size of HER purse?!!)
Erin Olson, and Kim Walus (I expect a lot of fabric related items!)
You're welcome Celia for not tagging you!!!