Where's MY white picket fence?: Another Scottyism

Monday, September 22, 2008

Another Scottyism

While I am browning pork chops.....

"What kind of chicken is that Mom?"
"Pork chop chicken."
"Oh..."

Pause..........................

"Well, I guess pigs CAN fly! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I love this boy.

11 comments:

Celia Fae said...: Yeah, he's a keeper. I hear he kicks a mean soccer ball as well. I'm glad he and Claire go to different schools now. Then they can be fresh for each other in three years. Keep him sweet, okay?; September 22, 2008 at 10:24 PM
diane said...: He's good. What will we do when our kids are gone for amusement?; September 22, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Linsey said...: We only eat chicken in our house. Pork chicken, rabbit chicken, steak chicken, ostrich chicken etc. - it's the only meat Caleb likes so we just lie to him...ALL THE TIME!

What a sweet kid you've got!; September 23, 2008 at 4:57 AM
shauna said...: Maybe the flying pigs can say hi to the buffalos. Ya, I know, dumb. Had to give it a try anyway.

Gotta love a quick whitted kid!; September 23, 2008 at 8:50 AM
Hazen5 said...: Ha! He is such a smartie-pants! When do we get to see each other next?!; September 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Lisa-Marie said...: What a riot!!!!; September 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Tristan said...: He is a quick one that one! So funny!; September 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM
the wrath of khandrea said...: see? sometimes kids are worth keeping around.

only once in awhile, mind you. but sometimes.; September 23, 2008 at 1:15 PM
Rochelleht said...: That's hilarious! He'll win many a woman over with his quick whit!; September 24, 2008 at 6:11 AM
Lauren in GA said...: Such a clever boy! I loved that!; September 24, 2008 at 6:59 AM
Jake said...: I like Scotty's sense of humor. Does he blog?

My kids only eat salmon. So I just tell them everything is "salmon steak" or "salmon ribs."

The other day Sam would not eat his PB&J. Luke said, "Eat it, Sammy...it tastes just like salmon!" Weird.; September 24, 2008 at 3:05 PM