Thursday, October 23, 2008

Oh yeah...this is S**Y....

I got my sleep apnea machine today.


I know you want one too.


Isn't this great?


I'm so hot.


A prize for the best caption.









(Didn't want to put the ** real word **and have some loon find me. There's enough loons in my life.)













23 comments:

Annemarie said...

My brother had one of these. He called it his "Jedi Breathing Apparatus"

You do look hot. Sleep good!

Tristan said...

That's hot!! ;)

Actually my Dad has one and his mask is bigger than yours. We call it his "Darth Vador" mask.

Untypically Jia said...

You look just fine! My FIL has one of these. My MIL says that she can't sleep without hearing it now LOL!

diane said...

"I'm too s**y for my mask."

Hope you get some rest.

Paige said...

I would think of a caption and you could pretend I won the contest and send me something awesome but I am laughing so hard I just woke my husband up. Best picture all week. What's sad is how good you look behind the mask with your hair and make-up and expression and I'm dying. DYING.

Nancy said...

Ooooh Ooooh... can we have one too? Will stops breathing all the time when he sleeps, but the doctor said it's not bad enough to get a machine yet. Too bad I don't sleep when he stops breathing!

Rochelleht said...

I wish I were creative enough to come up with something, but right now, all I got is... WOW!

Jen said...

(deep wrasping breathing) Luke, I am your mother... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ug! Think of the bright side... You will wake up energized and full of life. You will feel better than you have in years. And hey, you already have a great Halloween costume!

Lisa-Marie said...

Birth control for the middle aged.

Hope you sleep well!

queenieweenie said...

you and my dad could go on a date! sexy.

Lauren in GA said...

Use the Force, Jeni...

papa olson said...

Were you able to sleep with the mask on for very long? Have you tried to talk with it on (very fun to try with all that air blasting out your mouth) I am so used to mine that I can't fall asleep without it...feels to weird...
Jeff

the wrath of khandrea said...

"when botox is too expensive..."


because seriously, it looks like it's holding your eyebrows up. you are hilarious for posting this picture. i totally needed the laugh. thank you for your willingness to provide it at your own expense.

gab said...

My father-in-law has one, too. But I don't think that offers anything remotely comforting...since he is NOT sexy in any way.

How does it feel?

Caroline C. Bingham said...

dang.

That's one classy elephant.

I kid, I kid.

Margaret said...

A Child's Last Defense Against Nagging!

Lauren in GA said...

"Goose...this is Maverick...over..."

life in red shoes said...

I'll second the birth control comment. Did you cut your hair?

diane said...

I love the comment you left on my blog. You crack me up. It is the best comment ever.I wish I could come collect the lbs. Then I could meet you. We could hang out. You are a fun girl.

Vicki said...

Claustrophobia for life! That's my caption!

Hazen5 said...

Poor you and Byron, no one is getting any action with that mask! Love Ya

Jen said...

I don't know, Jeni, you're lookin' pretty darn HOT!

This is the best excuse EVER.... no more having to fake a headache...where can I get one????

Lindsey said...

Suh-weet! My brother in law sleeps with one of those. IT LOOKS HOT! BTW,sorry to damped your spirits about those VERICOSE VEINS... but, they CAN be fixed.. *most of the time... :)