(this is a direct quote)
"I am farting nonstop smelly farts and I don't think that's fair to my class."
"Oh....?"
"I can just lay in your bed until the farting stops."
"Oh. Is there any particular reason you might not want to go to school today?"
"No, I just can't stop farting
1. Very creative excuse for not going to school. MAJOR points for creativity.
2. How completely selfless of him to think of his classmates like that. Ha!
3. We need to work on re-instituting "fluff" or "toot" into our family's vocabulary.
4. I hope there is not a hole in my bed when I get home.
5. Note to self: change sheets.
6. Thought for the day: "Never hold in your farts...they travel up the spine to the brain. That's where all the poopy ideas come from." Unknown
PS. I think it's stuff like this that my dear husband was afraid I would blog about. Oh well.
7 comments:
That's hilarious! He scores big for originality, that's for sure. :)
He is right - that is not fair to his classmates. I wish the man in front of me at the pharmacy today had thought of the same courtesy. He didn't.
Can I show this to Claire? She would die, and so would he, probably. I'll pass. But she needs to know for the future....
The blogs husbands don't like are the best blogs of all.
Scotty will fit perfectly in my family! (I of course don't do that!!) I hope you let him stay home.
I hope my dad doesn't read this! He may start using this excuse for not showing up at church!
HAHAHAHAH!!!! oh how i miss scotty. this is a typical groseclose excuse!!
Oh cousin Scotty. How deep our bond is! I started taking Accidophilus and the farts have stopped (I'm making Samantha take it too.)
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